| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #102 | CSA all-purpose soap | 17 |
| #146 | CSA bravery badge | 5 |
| #171 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 9 |
| #166 | CSA discount card | 9 |
| #356 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| #166 | CSA obedience grenade | 5 |
| #142 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 18 |
| #149 | Camp Scout pup tent | 6 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #26 | Mad Train wine | 13,175 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #136 | bag of GORF | 19 |
| #143 | bag of GORP | 19 |
| #139 | bag of QWOP | 16 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #143 | water purification pills | 22 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |