| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #102 | CSA all-purpose soap | 17 |
| #147 | CSA bravery badge | 5 |
| #171 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 9 |
| #166 | CSA discount card | 9 |
| #357 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| #166 | CSA obedience grenade | 5 |
| #142 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 18 |
| #149 | Camp Scout pup tent | 6 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #25 | Mad Train wine | 13,175 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #136 | bag of GORF | 19 |
| #141 | bag of GORP | 19 |
| #139 | bag of QWOP | 16 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #240 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #143 | water purification pills | 22 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |