| #242 | Alewife™ Ale | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin digpick | 2 |
| #99 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 5 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #117 | Mer-kin killscroll | 4 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin takebag | 4 |
| #135 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | anemone nematocyst | 2 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #245 | bazookafish bubble gum | 7 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #680 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #225 | imitation crab meat | 5 |
| #93 | ink bladder | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #100 | live nautical mine | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | red snowcone | 3 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #79 | rusty speargun | 2 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #138 | sea blueberry | 5 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #138 | sea persimmon | 5 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #211 | soggy seed packet | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #205 | stuffed zmobie | 8 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #137 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 7 |
| #153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |