Myspace_will_end_the_world

RankItemQuantity
#245Alewifeâ„¢ Ale2
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#116Mer-kin breastplate1
#68Mer-kin digpick2
#101Mer-kin fastjuice5
#173Mer-kin foodbucket1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#117Mer-kin killscroll4
#105Mer-kin pinkslip1
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#108Mer-kin roundshield1
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#107Mer-kin takebag4
#136Mer-kin thingpouch2
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#187Zombo's shield1
#127amber aviator shades1
#112anemone nematocyst2
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#246bazookafish bubble gum7
#643bed of coals1
#233beefy fish meat1
#681black candy heart4
#107blank prescription sheet1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#213bone collar1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#6256box of sunshine3
#230box turtle1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#72chitinous pod1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#716comfy coffin1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#568corncob pipe1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#27decaying wooden oar1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#93dew yoana lei1
#1628disassembled clover1
#113diving muff1
#469dull fish scale1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#101eel battery1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#124enchantlers1
#744extra-greasy slider1
#1791fake hand1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#80fish stick1
#87fishy wand1
#498flamin' bindle1
#578frayed rope belt1
#460freezin' bindle1
#562frigid air mattress1
#195furry green turtle1
#83ganger bandana1
#236glistening fish meat1
#273glittery mascara1
#289glob of green slime1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#86glowing esca1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#1008green candy heart2
#678green snowcone3
#430green-frosted astral cupcake2
#98hair of the fish1
#402half-rotten brain1
#96halibut1
#647happiness1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#1877helmet turtle1
#103high-pressure seltzer bottle1
#180imitation crab crate1
#225imitation crab meat5
#94ink bladder2
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#121jellyfish gel1
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#101live nautical mine1
#930long skinny balloon1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#80lychee chuhai1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#1204metallic A1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#24non-stick pugil stick1
#146octopus's spade1
#232oil of slipperiness1
#2436oozenog1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#823penguin thesaurus7
#982personalized coffee mug1
#1153pink candy heart1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#1512pulsing flesh1
#781purple snowcone2
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#680red snowcone3
#416rewinged stab bat1
#1652rigid carapace1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#192rough fish scale1
#114rusty rivet1
#79rusty speargun2
#190salinated mint julep1
#446sand dollar1
#140sea blueberry5
#222sea broccoli1
#210sea cauliflower1
#125sea lychee1
#140sea persimmon5
#126sea salt crystal1
#179sewer turtle1
#135shark tooth1
#201skeletortoise1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#546slap and tickle1
#511sleazy bindle1
#236slick fish meat1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#212soggy seed packet2
#554spooky bindle1
#57square sponge pants1
#672stained mattress1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#81stone turtle1
#153straw hat1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#205stuffed zmobie8
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#831taco shell1
#1484thin black candle3
#295throbbing rage gland1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#1348tiny plastic Crimbo elf7
#1303tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer7
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#153tiny plastic Mob Penguin6
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#136tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite6
#122tiny plastic fat stack of cash7
#153tiny plastic mutant elf6
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1149tiny plastic sweet nutcracker8
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#1841towel1
#319turtle pheromones10
#1791turtle totem1
#1649twitching claw1
#2304unstable DNA1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#600voodoo snuff1
#179water-polo cap1
#87water-polo mitt1
#1106yellow candy heart3
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 305 items total!

what items are this player missing?