| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #257 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #538 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #107 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 21 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #549 | bottle of goofballs | 47 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2080 | golden ring | 35 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #110 | happiness | 38 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2222 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #114 | vampire pearl | 6 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |