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| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #102 | Boss Bat britches | 101 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #199 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 32 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #257 | Crown of the Goblin King | 87 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5 | awful poetry journal | 211,116 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #400 | badass belt | 107 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #277 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #422 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 14 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #363 | grue egg | 69 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #7 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 83 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #7 | sensitive poetry journal | 379 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #197 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |