| #1067 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #124 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 639 |
| #23 | Now and Earlier | 302 |
| #447 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 23 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #733 | Trollhouse cookies | 18 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #126 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,863 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #540 | bag of airline peanuts | 55 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #243 | black paisley oyster egg | 19 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #64 | blue striped oyster egg | 51 |
| #655 | brick | 55 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #104 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 851 |
| #242 | crappy brain | 3 |
| #11 | diamond-studded fronts | 35 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #65 | fake hand | 323 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #174 | hot wing | 607 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #441 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 68 |
| #252 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #346 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #299 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 15 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #138 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #81 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 3 |
| #81 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 3 |
| #79 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 4 |
| #77 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 4 |
| #89 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 3 |
| #82 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 3 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
| #79 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 3 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3262 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2796 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #4029 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4591 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2092 | toast | 87 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #500 | whoopie cushion | 65 |
| #234 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |