| #1066 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #633 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #125 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 639 |
| #21 | Now and Earlier | 302 |
| #447 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 23 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #733 | Trollhouse cookies | 18 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #127 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,863 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #540 | bag of airline peanuts | 55 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #243 | black paisley oyster egg | 19 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #64 | blue striped oyster egg | 51 |
| #654 | brick | 55 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #104 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 851 |
| #239 | crappy brain | 3 |
| #11 | diamond-studded fronts | 35 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #64 | fake hand | 323 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #173 | hot wing | 607 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #440 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 68 |
| #251 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #346 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #299 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 15 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #138 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #80 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 3 |
| #79 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 3 |
| #78 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 4 |
| #76 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 4 |
| #88 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 3 |
| #81 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 3 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 3 |
| #78 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 3 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2212 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2081 | toast | 87 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #502 | whoopie cushion | 65 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |