| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #170 | El Vibrato power sphere | 7 |
| #18 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 10 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 4 |
| #201 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #127 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 3 |
| #58 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 6 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 5 |
| #198 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 4 |
| #214 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 3 |
| #108 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #285 | Goodfella contract | 153 |
| #534 | awful poetry journal | 140 |
| #381 | barrrnacle | 42 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #517 | strange shiny disc | 8 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |