| #626 | Amulet of Yendor | 28 |
| #92 | Ancient Saucehelm | 15 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #325 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #43 | Inndya trading card | 3 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #30 | Poison Oak trading card | 4 |
| #28 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 5 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #336 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #31 | Serenity trading card | 4 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #45 | Thorny Toad trading card | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1319 | badass belt | 42 |
| #386 | bag of airline peanuts | 79 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #591 | brick | 63 |
| #58 | cheap toaster | 26 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #259 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #522 | defective skull | 40 |
| #381 | easter egg balloon | 56 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1469 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #76 | fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #540 | jazz soap | 54 |
| #428 | joybuzzer | 73 |
| #603 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 48 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #456 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 56 |
| #366 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 85 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #329 | rubber emo roe | 94 |
| #53 | stick of "gum" | 31 |
| #283 | towel | 39 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #13 | useless powder | 153,726 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #480 | wind-up chattering teeth | 67 |
| #621 | x-ray specs | 28 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |