| #26 | Bohemian rhapsody | 68 |
| #4 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 44 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #4 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 4,515 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #91 | bellhop bell | 7 |
| #5 | bone collar | 189 |
| #11 | bottle of black cat tonic | 703 |
| #95 | bottle of realpagne | 6 |
| 🥉 | bottled inspiration | 4,201 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1,537 |
| #63 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 196 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #5 | guard turtle collar | 388 |
| 🥇 | hemp string | 40,306 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | lesser grodulated violet | 46,800 |
| #454 | little paper umbrella | 100 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #67 | patent antipsychotics | 15 |
| #6 | pulled violet taffy | 18,860 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #4 | safarrri hat | 6,208 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | shock collar | 2,121 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #2293 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3753 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1205 | stuffed gray blob | 12 |
| #3233 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #1801 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1969 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #450 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2008 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #219 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 101 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #39 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 5 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #69 | white Xanadian | 9 |
| 🥉 | white collar | 4,009 |
| #29 | yohohoyo | 203 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |