| #26 | Bohemian rhapsody | 68 |
| #4 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 44 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #4 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 4,515 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #93 | bellhop bell | 7 |
| #5 | bone collar | 189 |
| #11 | bottle of black cat tonic | 703 |
| #96 | bottle of realpagne | 6 |
| 🥉 | bottled inspiration | 4,201 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #1053 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1,537 |
| #65 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 196 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #5 | guard turtle collar | 388 |
| 🥇 | hemp string | 40,306 |
| #39 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | lesser grodulated violet | 46,800 |
| #466 | little paper umbrella | 100 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #67 | patent antipsychotics | 15 |
| #6 | pulled violet taffy | 18,860 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #4 | safarrri hat | 6,208 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | shock collar | 2,121 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #5207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2224 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3761 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2545 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #3254 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2479 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3219 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1204 | stuffed gray blob | 12 |
| #3240 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #1806 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1647 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1974 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2601 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1921 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #3066 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #452 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
| #3734 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2010 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2157 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #2115 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #219 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 101 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #854 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2169 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #2141 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1267 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1714 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2485 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2890 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1783 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #38 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 5 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #70 | white Xanadian | 9 |
| 🥉 | white collar | 4,009 |
| #29 | yohohoyo | 203 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |