| #26 | Bohemian rhapsody | 68 |
| #4 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 44 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #4 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 4,515 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #92 | bellhop bell | 7 |
| #5 | bone collar | 189 |
| #11 | bottle of black cat tonic | 703 |
| #95 | bottle of realpagne | 6 |
| 🥉 | bottled inspiration | 4,201 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1,537 |
| #65 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 196 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #5 | guard turtle collar | 388 |
| 🥇 | hemp string | 40,306 |
| #40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | lesser grodulated violet | 46,800 |
| #462 | little paper umbrella | 100 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #35 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #67 | patent antipsychotics | 15 |
| #6 | pulled violet taffy | 18,860 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #4 | safarrri hat | 6,208 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | shock collar | 2,121 |
| #258 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #2302 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2227 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2546 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2477 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3221 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1204 | stuffed gray blob | 12 |
| #3239 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #1808 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1679 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1649 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1975 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2603 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2118 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #452 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 18 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2012 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2158 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #2112 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #220 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 101 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #854 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #38 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 5 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #70 | white Xanadian | 9 |
| 🥉 | white collar | 4,009 |
| #29 | yohohoyo | 203 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |