| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #462 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #695 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 39 |
| #172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #21 | Red Balloon of Valor | 9 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #17 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 20 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #382 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #290 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #102 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,687 |
| #241 | fancy opera glasses | 18 |
| #667 | fat stacks of cash | 9 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #251 | garish pinky ring | 18 |
| #221 | giant designer sunglasses | 20 |
| #851 | grue egg | 31 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1187 | handful of confetti | 34 |
| #489 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #348 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #649 | obsidian dagger | 28 |
| #598 | old sweatpants | 109 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1291 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #608 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #167 | slow jam collection | 24 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #614 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 72 |
| #937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 50 |
| #1347 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #634 | stuffed Meat | 75 |
| #928 | stuffed angry cow | 52 |
| #1034 | stuffed astral badger | 49 |
| #1020 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 50 |
| #985 | stuffed cocoabo | 48 |
| #1480 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35 |
| #840 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 58 |
| #803 | stuffed hand turkey | 60 |
| #371 | stuffed key | 153 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #922 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #617 | stuffed mink | 77 |
| #613 | stuffed monocle | 78 |
| #1044 | stuffed scary death orb | 48 |
| #899 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 54 |
| #1003 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #1229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #805 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 58 |
| #693 | stuffed teddy butler | 70 |
| #468 | stuffed tin of caviar | 98 |
| #347 | stuffed treasure chest | 163 |
| #1178 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 43 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |