| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #400 | bar skin | 25 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #69 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 60 |
| #58 | bottle of Definit | 73 |
| #267 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 4 |
| #23 | bottle of gin | 4,738 |
| #341 | bottle of rum | 158 |
| #748 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #350 | bottle of vodka | 53 |
| #617 | bottle of whiskey | 36 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #557 | clown skin | 6 |
| #398 | cocktail napkin | 6 |
| #436 | coconut shell | 83 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #413 | demon skin | 19 |
| #705 | disassembled clover | 46 |
| #1146 | duct tape | 16 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #837 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #328 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 4 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #276 | gnauga hide | 20 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #611 | killing feather | 55 |
| #326 | leathery bat skin | 18 |
| #322 | leathery cat skin | 25 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #589 | little paper umbrella | 51 |
| #499 | magical ice cubes | 55 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #964 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #539 | mummy wrapping | 13 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #619 | robotronic egg | 46 |
| #1068 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #510 | roll of toilet paper | 161 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #453 | scrumptious reagent | 131 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #447 | solid gold pegleg | 5 |
| #334 | stone frisbee | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1067 | stuffed gray blob | 16 |
| #870 | sunken chest | 6 |
| #549 | teddy borg | 16 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #255 | tip jar | 4 |
| #1333 | toast | 329 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #314 | unidentified jerky | 29 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #866 | white snake skin | 3 |
| #608 | yeti fur | 124 |