| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #556 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #599 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 25 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #423 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #675 | black-and-blue light | 17 |
| #685 | blue plasma ball | 16 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #217 | booty chest charrrm | 40 |
| #598 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #11 | bounty-hunting pants | 2 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #302 | brick of sand | 4 |
| #178 | cannonball charrrm | 50 |
| #161 | carbonated water lily | 51 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #179 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 51 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #279 | cursed bottle of rum | 5 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #519 | fancy bath salts | 12 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #644 | flavored foot massage oil | 14 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #2027 | golden ring | 37 |
| #527 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #664 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #98 | herb brownies | 407 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #2281 | killing feather | 8 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #751 | personalized coffee mug | 20 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #2268 | sawblade fragment | 14 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #201 | silver tongue charrrm | 43 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #580 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 24 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
| #1510 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |