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RankItemQuantity
#313Divine1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#405Lucky Surprise Egg10
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#308Mae West1
#348Mon Tiki1
#288Neuromancer1
#296Pick-O-Matic lockpicks4
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#2407Valentine1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1030balloon monkey1
#230box turtle1
#59buffalo blade2
#38carob cannon2
#801cocoa egg6
#1363disco ball5
#1344disco mask4
#43dusty animal skull2
#826frilly skirt1
#195furry green turtle1
#275gimlet1
#34hairy staff3
#1353helmet turtle7
#29hot cross bow2
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#722ketchup hound2
#1289killer rag doll1
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#310mandarina colada1
#1070mariachi pants3
#75meat golem1
#70meatspout staff2
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#1565pasta spoon1
#595pink pony1
#143potato pistol1
#37projectile icemaker2
#337prussian cathouse1
#1081ravioli hat6
#417rewinged stab bat1
#1403saucepan4
#1104seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#179sewer turtle1
#53shuddersword2
#331skeleton key18
#7skeletortoise156
#28smoldering staff2
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#1418stolen accordion4
#7822stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#7834stuffed astral badger2
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#7883stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8981stuffed hand turkey1
#7827stuffed mind flayer2
#7888stuffed scary death orb2
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7684stuffed snowy owl2
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7825stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#171sword behind inappropriate prepositions2
#226tangarita1
#261teqiwila slammer1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#258vodka stratocaster1
#191wooden figurine1
#337yellow brick road1

Wow, that's 317 items total!

what items are this player missing?