| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #254 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 14 |
| #52 | Chori Zo trading card | 3 |
| #200 | Corpse Island iced tea | 26 |
| #118 | Crimbo pie | 30 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #629 | Goodfella contract | 17 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #165 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 136 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #244 | begpwnia | 10 |
| #44 | bottle of gin | 1,485 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #29 | bottle of vodka | 3,283 |
| #184 | bottle of whiskey | 291 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #91 | club necklace | 44 |
| #44 | corpse on the beach | 76 |
| #98 | corpsedriver | 45 |
| #93 | corpsetini | 48 |
| #389 | cup of primitive beer | 2 |
| #41 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 49 |
| #85 | cursed bottle of rum | 28 |
| #81 | diamond necklace | 49 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #452 | evil teddy bear | 30 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #534 | flavored foot massage oil | 36 |
| #568 | foam dart | 28 |
| #284 | half-orchid | 5 |
| #269 | heart necklace | 22 |
| #288 | lesser grodulated violet | 7 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #416 | nanite-infested candy cane | 35 |
| #146 | nanite-infested eggnog | 29 |
| #147 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 28 |
| #152 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #379 | personal massager | 43 |
| #663 | personalized coffee mug | 38 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #76 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 50 |
| #66 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 59 |
| #100 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 43 |
| #96 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 41 |
| #180 | shot of rotgut | 5 |
| #109 | spade necklace | 41 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #104 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 235 |
| #96 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 252 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #99 | stuffed angry cow | 273 |
| #118 | stuffed astral badger | 234 |
| #118 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 245 |
| #113 | stuffed cocoabo | 245 |
| #108 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 255 |
| #119 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 242 |
| #749 | stuffed gray blob | 33 |
| #101 | stuffed hand turkey | 254 |
| #113 | stuffed mind flayer | 244 |
| #119 | stuffed scary death orb | 244 |
| #449 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 48 |
| #111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 257 |
| #109 | stuffed snowy owl | 245 |
| #119 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 249 |
| #65 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 117 |
| #110 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 233 |
| #107 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 255 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #65 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 15 |
| #197 | tin magnolia | 31 |
| #505 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 16 |
| #609 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 18 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 15 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 7 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Felonia | 10 |
| #336 | tiny plastic G Imp | 19 |
| #378 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 18 |
| #430 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 16 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Hellion | 17 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 19 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #433 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 10 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 12 |
| #417 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 16 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 22 |
| #365 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 19 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 7 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 14 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #666 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #183 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 7 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #458 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #477 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic beanbat | 15 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #449 | tiny plastic blooper | 15 |
| #500 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 14 |
| #457 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 15 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #490 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 14 |
| #578 | tiny plastic demoninja | 12 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #377 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 18 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 13 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 12 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #463 | tiny plastic goth giant | 15 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 12 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #538 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #498 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 15 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #411 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 16 |
| #157 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 7 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #394 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 17 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #552 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 13 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic taco cat | 21 |
| #439 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 15 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #406 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #322 | tiny plastic warwelf | 20 |
| #337 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 20 |
| #388 | tiny plastic zmobie | 17 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |