| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #255 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 14 |
| #53 | Chori Zo trading card | 3 |
| #200 | Corpse Island iced tea | 26 |
| #117 | Crimbo pie | 30 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #628 | Goodfella contract | 17 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #166 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 136 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #245 | begpwnia | 10 |
| #44 | bottle of gin | 1,485 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1110 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #30 | bottle of vodka | 3,283 |
| #185 | bottle of whiskey | 291 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #91 | club necklace | 44 |
| #44 | corpse on the beach | 76 |
| #99 | corpsedriver | 45 |
| #94 | corpsetini | 48 |
| #389 | cup of primitive beer | 2 |
| #43 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 49 |
| #86 | cursed bottle of rum | 28 |
| #80 | diamond necklace | 49 |
| #297 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #452 | evil teddy bear | 30 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #533 | flavored foot massage oil | 36 |
| #568 | foam dart | 28 |
| #284 | half-orchid | 5 |
| #272 | heart necklace | 22 |
| #288 | lesser grodulated violet | 7 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #416 | nanite-infested candy cane | 35 |
| #146 | nanite-infested eggnog | 29 |
| #146 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 28 |
| #153 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #381 | personal massager | 43 |
| #662 | personalized coffee mug | 38 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #75 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 50 |
| #66 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 59 |
| #99 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 43 |
| #96 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 41 |
| #180 | shot of rotgut | 5 |
| #109 | spade necklace | 41 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #108 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 235 |
| #97 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 252 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #102 | stuffed angry cow | 273 |
| #119 | stuffed astral badger | 234 |
| #118 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 245 |
| #114 | stuffed cocoabo | 245 |
| #107 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 255 |
| #118 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 242 |
| #749 | stuffed gray blob | 33 |
| #103 | stuffed hand turkey | 254 |
| #116 | stuffed mind flayer | 244 |
| #121 | stuffed scary death orb | 244 |
| #451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 48 |
| #110 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 257 |
| #110 | stuffed snowy owl | 245 |
| #118 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 249 |
| #65 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 117 |
| #109 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 233 |
| #109 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 255 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #65 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 15 |
| #197 | tin magnolia | 31 |
| #504 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 16 |
| #611 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 18 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 15 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #156 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 7 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #421 | tiny plastic Felonia | 10 |
| #338 | tiny plastic G Imp | 19 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 18 |
| #429 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 16 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Hellion | 17 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 19 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #433 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 10 |
| #590 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 12 |
| #416 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 16 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 22 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #528 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 19 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 7 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 14 |
| #538 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #667 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #183 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 7 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #459 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #478 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic beanbat | 15 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #450 | tiny plastic blooper | 15 |
| #500 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 14 |
| #455 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 15 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #491 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 14 |
| #578 | tiny plastic demoninja | 12 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #550 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #376 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 18 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #718 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 13 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #586 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 12 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #463 | tiny plastic goth giant | 15 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 12 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #539 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #497 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 15 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #411 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 16 |
| #157 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 7 |
| #950 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #395 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 17 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #553 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 13 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic taco cat | 21 |
| #440 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 15 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #406 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #322 | tiny plastic warwelf | 20 |
| #337 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 20 |
| #388 | tiny plastic zmobie | 17 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |