| #233 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 8 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #251 | booty chest charrrm | 31 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #194 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 39 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #61 | buoybottoms | 19 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #268 | cannonball charrrm | 24 |
| #77 | chintzy turtle brooch | 14 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #276 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 23 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #371 | creamsicle | 5 |
| #306 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #245 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #327 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #350 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #258 | decaying goldfish liver | 24 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #9 | furry green earmuffs | 11 |
| #31 | furry green turtle | 18 |
| #183 | gator skin | 50 |
| #95 | gold lamé pants | 10 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #191 | helmet turtle | 453 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #317 | pirate pelvis | 9 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #1389 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #29 | roll of Hob-Os | 131 |
| #878 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #377 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 18 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #302 | silver tongue charrrm | 19 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #2297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #1802 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 28 |
| #1473 | stuffed angry cow | 34 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2090 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2052 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1636 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #1369 | stuffed mind flayer | 38 |
| #1490 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #1364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 38 |
| #2062 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2015 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1688 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1614 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #99 | turtle totem | 801 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #271 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 53 |