prettyevilamber

RankItemQuantity
#233'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign8
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#323Mr. Joe's bangles4
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#546SPF 451 lip balm3
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#48The Six-Pack of Pain2
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#251booty chest charrrm31
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#194bottle of sewage schnapps39
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#230box turtle1
#2374brick2
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#61buoybottoms19
#494can of spinach4
#268cannonball charrrm24
#77chintzy turtle brooch14
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#276copper ha'penny charrrm23
#568corncob pipe1
#371creamsicle5
#306cup of infinite pencils4
#418cursed cannonball1
#245cursed dirty joke scroll5
#327cursed sea biscuit3
#350cursed voodoo skull2
#615deadly lampshade1
#258decaying goldfish liver24
#761fake blood1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#444frayed rope belt2
#9furry green earmuffs11
#31furry green turtle18
#183gator skin50
#95gold lamé pants10
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#191helmet turtle453
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#432lucky bottlecap2
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#91odor extractor1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#317pirate pelvis9
#23pompadour'd puppy1
#1389roasted marshmallow3
#1811robotronic egg3
#29roll of Hob-Os131
#878rubber WWBD? bracelet9
#377rubber WWJD? bracelet18
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#935rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#1959rubber emo roe1
#179sewer turtle1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#302silver tongue charrrm19
#201skeletortoise1
#330stinkin' bindle2
#2297stuffed Cheshire bitten21
#1802stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech28
#1473stuffed angry cow34
#2657stuffed astral badger18
#2090stuffed baby gravy fairy25
#2052stuffed cocoabo24
#2813stuffed flaming gravy fairy17
#2220stuffed frozen gravy fairy23
#1636stuffed hand turkey32
#1369stuffed mind flayer38
#1490stuffed scary death orb35
#1364stuffed sleazy gravy fairy38
#2062stuffed snowy owl24
#2015stuffed spooky gravy fairy25
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#1688stuffed stinky gravy fairy30
#1614stuffed undead elbow macaroni32
#970tattered paper crown1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1762tiny plastic Axe Wound4
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#1221tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter6
#1473tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2793tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1769tiny plastic Protagonist4
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#1763tiny plastic XXX pr0n4
#2204tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#2872tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#2850tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2856tiny plastic cocoabo6
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1710tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers4
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#2501tiny plastic leprechaun7
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#2859tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#2766tiny plastic topiary golem2
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#1447tiny plastic warwelf5
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#603turtle pheromones2
#99turtle totem801
#51very large caltrop1
#271vinegar-soaked lemon slice53

Wow, that's 2,521 items total!

what items are this player missing?