DrIPoop2Much

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14282-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122333398 scroll1
#14754-ball1
#14365-ball1
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#2097Angry Farmer candy1
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#180Black Body™ spray1
#774Black No. 21
#424Boris's key lime pie1
#925Boris's ring1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#996Knob Goblin harem veil1
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#1199M-2421
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#821adder bladder1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#657ancient Magi-Wipes1
#637ancient frozen dinner1
#670ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#886antique greaves1
#895antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#946antique spear1
#854arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1105asbestos ore1
#1079asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1848baby killer bee1
#2450baconstone1
#7431badass belt1
#753bag of lard1
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#629ballroom blintz1
#1235bar skin1
#962barbed-wire fence1
#2125barrrnacle1
#186barskin tent1
#901baseball1
#942bat guano1
#231bat haggis1
#215bat wing kabob1
#282beanbag chair1
#571beer bong1
#671beer helmet1
#416begpwnia1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#1005big red clown nose1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#203black cherry soda1
#188black facepaint1
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#1047black pixel1
#193black sheepskin diploma1
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#726black sword1
#963bloody clown pants1
#1231blue pixel1
#241boilermaker1
#666bone rattle1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#1136bowl of cottage cheese1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#364boxed champagne1
#748briefcase1
#232broken carburetor1
#589bronze breastplate1
#956bubbly potion1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#593bullet-proof corduroys1
#1095bum cheek1
#1817can of Binarrrca1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#554can of Swiller1
#211can of black paint1
#546can of fake snow1
#593can of maces1
#957can of spinach1
#530carbonated soy milk1
#635carbonated water lily1
#331cardboard katana1
#683cardboard wakizashi1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#873casino pass1
#1030cast1
#689centipede eggs1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#797clown shoes1
#1222cocoa egg1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#849cornuthaum1
#3285diamond necklace1
#1628disassembled clover1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1084eyepatch1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#5337grue egg1
#400half-orchid1
#2399hamethyst1
#3383heart necklace1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#268lavender candygram1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#377los chinos1
#248makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145moxie magnet1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1889oyster basket1
#681pirate shirt1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2213porquoise1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#2274roll of toilet paper1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#2796rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2767rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#1119snake1
#802snowboarder pants1
#3320spade necklace1
#1134sparkler1
#310star buckler1
#330star pants1
#8935stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#963swashbuckling pants1
#421tin magnolia1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2642tiny plastic sauceror2
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2826tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3157toast1
#478tree skirt1
#456upsy daisy1
#895vorpal blade1
#1245wolf mask1

Wow, that's 283 items total!

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