| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #24 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 5 |
| #347 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #237 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 11 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #102 | Blood Light | 37 |
| #301 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 6 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #270 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #474 | Jack-in-the-box | 12 |
| #70 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 4 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #523 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #967 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #955 | barrrnacle | 11 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1599 | candy cane | 19 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #356 | cocoa egg | 33 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #116 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1090 | dill | 16 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #96 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #206 | festive sausage | 12 |
| #507 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #328 | frozen banquet | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1116 | ghost cucumber | 23 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #43 | green eggnog | 5 |
| #52 | grue egg omelette | 65 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #192 | holiday cheese log | 11 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #295 | phish stick | 4 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #172 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #816 | spectral pickle | 8 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #35 | tempura avocado | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #313 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |