| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #587 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #4118 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #616 | canteen of wine | 41 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #360 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #233 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #25 | depantsing bomb | 359 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #560 | elven limbos gingerbread | 24 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #156 | frayed rope belt | 9 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #497 | knuckle sandwich | 46 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #365 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #4 | samurai turtle | 177 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #86 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #304 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1366 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |