| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #837 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #863 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #880 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #764 | cheap studded belt | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1098 | disassembled clover | 10 |
| #383 | divine blowout | 10 |
| #385 | divine can of silly string | 10 |
| #384 | divine champagne flute | 10 |
| #306 | divine champagne popper | 10 |
| #316 | divine cracker | 10 |
| #373 | divine noisemaker | 10 |
| #790 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #789 | foam dart | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #655 | personal massager | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #910 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #775 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |