| #327 | "DRINK ME" potion | 40 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #154 | BURT | 194 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #165 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 3 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1573 | Crimbuck | 135 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #556 | FDKOL commendation | 113 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #595 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #345 | blind-packed capsule toy | 10 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #379 | bottle of fire | 2 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2814 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #295 | bubblin' crude | 24 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork maid | 3 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #643 | filthy lucre | 58 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #2029 | golden ring | 37 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1232 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 25 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |