| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #40 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #808 | strawberry | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #29 | white belt | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |