| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Aye Aye | 160 |
| #19 | Aye Aye, Captain | 5 |
| #38 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 3 |
| #7 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 6 |
| #4 | DNOTC Box | 63 |
| #8 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1,049 |
| #5 | Feynman gate | 3,592 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #10 | arrowgram | 1,564 |
| #467 | asshat | 2 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #63 | big bass drum | 50 |
| #176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1609 | box of sunshine | 104 |
| #621 | brick | 59 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #430 | communications windchimes | 9 |
| #21 | crystalline cheer | 6,745 |
| #481 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #6 | dinged-up triangle | 23 |
| #221 | drum machine | 26 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #61 | drum of tommy ammo | 52 |
| #147 | finger cymbals | 6 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #382 | fortune cookie | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #347 | goat cheese pizza | 22 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #227 | half-rotten brain | 3 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #250 | hippy bongo | 2 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #100 | jungle drum | 10 |
| #13 | large tankard of ale | 10 |
| #197 | llama lama gong | 16 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #204 | nothing-in-the-box | 2 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #11 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 50 |
| #12 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 83 |
| #123 | personalized birthday cake | 14 |
| #42 | pretty flower | 16,400 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #64 | redrum | 41 |
| 🥇 | roll of toilet paper | 180,033 |
| #4 | rope with some soap on it | 5 |
| #123 | s'more | 397 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #32 | the finger | 3 |
| 🥇 | time's arrow | 1,001 |
| #4 | tin drum | 2 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | zombie dinosaur egg | 369 |