| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #29 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 278 |
| #576 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 12 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #87 | astronaut pants | 98 |
| #41 | bag of Cheat-Os | 585 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of gin | 1,493 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #92 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #42 | cosmic lemonade | 4 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #1297 | defective skull | 3 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #866 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #112 | guitar pick | 51 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| 🥇 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3,151 |
| #20 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 187 |
| #24 | hypodermic needle | 61 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #506 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #916 | pail | 8 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| 🥈 | pink glowstick | 55 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #22 | quantum polarity inducer | 199 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #917 | radium-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #28 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 145 |
| #33 | roboduck-on-a-string | 35 |
| #5 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1,176 |
| #760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | rubber axe | 38 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #11 | shingle | 1,507 |
| #12 | smart skull | 2,956 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #328 | spider web | 150 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 27 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #7 | tommy gun | 404 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #647 | toy crazy train | 13 |
| #147 | toy hoverpad | 160 |
| #31 | toy jet pack | 185 |
| #22 | toy maglev monorail | 36 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #29 | toy ray gun | 290 |
| #111 | toy space helmet | 84 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #392 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 28 |
| #10 | vampire glitter | 33 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #300 | white lightning | 41 |
| #881 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |