| #1090 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #61 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 11 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #153 | bottle of ultravitamins | 4 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #968 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #13 | crudles | 119 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #10 | dark baconstone ring | 9 |
| #70 | deluxe layer cake | 2 |
| #53 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #218 | guy made of bee pollen | 15 |
| #10 | ham steak | 19 |
| #509 | handful of confetti | 79 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #598 | ion grid | 19 |
| #558 | logic synthesizer | 17 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #181 | not-a-pipe | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #431 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 272 |
| #664 | solid gold bowling ball | 24 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1276 | tiny house | 17 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #180 | tube of hair oil | 2 |
| #1108 | unstable DNA | 32 |
| #1545 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #165 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
| #193 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 7 |
| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #376 | witty rapier | 5 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |