| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #116 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #514 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1824 | duct tape | 4 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #411 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #278 | gooified animal matter | 3 |
| #174 | gooified mineral matter | 10 |
| #96 | gooified vegetable matter | 28 |
| #529 | goth kid t-shirt | 6 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #112 | molten scrap metal | 3 |
| #1392 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #2053 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #243 | spray paint | 11 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #179 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |