| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #186 | CRIMBCO mug | 85 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO wine | 138 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #145 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 37 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #167 | Game Grid ticket | 30 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1546 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #103 | bath ball gift set | 38 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #664 | empty agua de vida bottle | 147 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #347 | grue egg | 72 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #251 | hobo nickel | 1,169 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #120 | motivational poster | 28 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #1470 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #91 | slow jam collection | 38 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #586 | spectre scepter | 56 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #194 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 49 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |