| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #199 | Hell ramen | 23 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #85 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 114 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #925 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #51 | tropical wrapping paper | 10 |
| #1920 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |