| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #76 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #1425 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1156 | helmet turtle | 11 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1045 | pasta spoon | 7 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1030 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1158 | saucepan | 10 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #739 | seal tooth | 7 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #933 | spices | 3 |
| #1341 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1545 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |