| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #75 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #1430 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1416 | disco mask | 3 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1160 | helmet turtle | 11 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1048 | pasta spoon | 7 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1034 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1161 | saucepan | 10 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #740 | seal tooth | 7 |
| #1378 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #934 | spices | 3 |
| #1346 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #2569 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |