| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1566 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #147 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 26 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #668 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 8 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1323 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #1733 | box of sunshine | 91 |
| #147 | cold hi mein | 4 |
| #45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
| #99 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #44 | delicious salad | 627 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #428 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #131 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| š„ | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1086 | roll of toilet paper | 38 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #24 | slimy chest | 26 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #86 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 300 |
| #173 | spooky hi mein | 3 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #24 | stinky cheese ball | 2 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 10 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 13 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 10 |
| #15 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 32 |
| #35 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 24 |
| #109 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 10 |
| #29 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 27 |
| #93 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 10 |
| #29 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 20 |
| #62 | tropical paperweight | 5 |
| #1343 | unstable DNA | 22 |