| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #88 | Iron Beta of Industry | 112 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #54 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 89 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Skullhead's Screw | 50,000 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #189 | baggie of powdered sugar | 148 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #373 | black pepper | 4 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #114 | handful of confetti | 225 |
| #9 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 3 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #475 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #64 | solid gold bowling ball | 210 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |