| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #3105 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #88 | Iron Beta of Industry | 112 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #57 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 89 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Skullhead's Screw | 50,000 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #745 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #189 | baggie of powdered sugar | 148 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #373 | black pepper | 4 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #117 | handful of confetti | 225 |
| #10 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 3 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #476 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #228 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #461 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #68 | solid gold bowling ball | 210 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |