vvp123

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#14573-ball1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#232Boris's key lime1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1688Feynman gate1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#401Manetwich1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#742Now and Earlier1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#2658Rock Pops1
#1319Senior Mints1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#669Sugar Cog1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#622alphabet gum1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#1061anticheese1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#171asbestos crossbow string1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#73asbestos meat stack1
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#172asbestos stick1
#478asbestos sword1
#177asbestos sword hilt1
#1080asparagus knife1
#140asparagus lo mein1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#769aspirin1
#643asshat1
#1192astral mushroom1
#115attention spanner1
#106automatic catapult1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#358bätzle1
#1849baby killer bee1
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#132bad penguin egg1
#7427badass belt1
#133badger badge1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#2042ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#1147banana1
#218banjo strings1
#1234bar skin1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2128barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#186barskin tent1
#49bartender skull1
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#900baseball1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#59basic meat foon1
#144basic meat helmet1
#100basic meat kilt1
#129basic meat pants1
#86basic meat skirt1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#144basic meat sword1
#940bat guano1
#231bat haggis1
#1017bat wing1
#216bat wing kabob1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#784batblade1
#1172batgut1
#267bean burrito1
#282beanbag chair1
#172beer cartilage1
#254beer goggles1
#725beer lens1
#788beertini1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1005big red clown nose1
#475big rock1
#210big stick1
#117bigger stick1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1046black pixel1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1231blue pixel1
#377blue pixel potion1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#665bone rattle1
#279boring spaghetti1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#1329bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#42bottle of perfume1
#679bottle of popskull1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#2707brick1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#1095bum cheek1
#938bunch of bananas1
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#858candy brain1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#689chorizo brownies1
#765chorizo taco1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1795clown hammer1
#798clown shoes1
#3274club necklace1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#1025daisy1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1477defective skull1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#250dry noodles538
#1281dwarf bread1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#124enchantlers1
#1180encoder ring1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1086eyepatch1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#1764fire1
#431foie gras1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#3426fruitcake1
#1456furry fur1
#427furry pants1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1255giant needle1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#296gnocchetti di Nietzsche1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
#1158green candy heart1
#841green snowcone1
#1194heavy D1
#892hemp string1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#428hippopotamus skin1
#426icy-hot katana1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1453loose teeth1
#377los chinos1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#2077mafia aria1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#498meat engine1
#983meat paste1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#858ninja hot pants1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1228orange candy heart1
#861orange snowcone1
#1171original G1
#1890oyster basket1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#1276penguin skin1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#1153pink candy heart1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1281plot hole1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#812potted cactus1
#1166probability potion1
#1187procrastination potion1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#796red pixel1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#845red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#1414skeleton bone1
#943skeleton key1
#1014smart skull1
#475snorkel1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#1825stolen accordion1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#1224sunken chest1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#322tasket1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#265tisket1
#3157toast1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#478tree skirt1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#728urinal cake1
#896vorpal blade1
#903white balloon1
#1159white candy heart1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#586white collar1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#1245wolf mask1
#1454x-ray specs1
#355yak skin1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#2114yellow snowcone1
#1736yeti fur1

Wow, that's 968 items total!

what items are this player missing?