| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #260 | doll house | 21 |
| #377 | dollhive | 24 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |