| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2641 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #261 | doll house | 21 |
| #378 | dollhive | 24 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1878 | elven cellocello | 6 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #363 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |