| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 10 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #100 | FunFunds™ | 12 |
| #190 | Game Grid ticket | 13 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥉 | Red Dwarf | 296 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #284 | anticheese | 27 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #728 | bowl of cottage cheese | 10 |
| #2076 | box of sunshine | 63 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #55 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 10 |
| #325 | fat loot token | 4 |
| #726 | filthy lucre | 49 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #42 | glob of cream cheese | 10 |
| #599 | goat cheese | 10 |
| #488 | goat cheese pizza | 10 |
| #73 | goat cheese taco | 10 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #605 | hobo nickel | 298 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #297 | sand dollar | 11 |
| #181 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1730 | stuffed key | 13 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1860 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #244 | twinkly wad | 1,000 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |