| #59 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 5 |
| #8 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #33 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 13 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #465 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #9 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 5 |
| #8 | Crimbo stocking | 9 |
| #26 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 14 |
| #12 | Elmley shades | 136 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Frat Army FGF | 5,839 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #25 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 2 |
| 🥇 | Hippy Army MPE | 7,056 |
| #71 | Hodgman's blanket | 17 |
| #26 | Jekyllin hide belt | 2 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 296 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #14 | Libram of Love Songs | 4 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| #13 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3,256 |
| #122 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 82 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
| #129 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 12 |
| #25 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| #66 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 10 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #22 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 3 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #51 | Yummy Tummy bean | 4,156 |
| #40 | Zim Merman's guitar | 16 |
| #563 | baconstone | 14 |
| #46 | beaten-up Chucks | 10 |
| #11 | beer bomb | 3,572 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #161 | black snowcone | 24 |
| #37 | blue snowcone | 499 |
| #75 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 12 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #19 | bow | 14 |
| 🥈 | bow staff | 14 |
| #4 | bowlegged pants | 14 |
| #6 | bowler | 14 |
| #42 | brine | 300 |
| #4 | broken cellular phone | 3,164 |
| 🥉 | bunch of bananas | 1,337 |
| 🥈 | bungle in the jungle | 3,500 |
| #123 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 57 |
| #81 | candied yams | 89 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| #115 | canteen of wine | 179 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #379 | corpsedriver | 13 |
| #299 | corpsetini | 17 |
| #22 | cotton candy cocoon | 3 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #21 | depantsing bomb | 601 |
| #97 | dill | 300 |
| #8 | distilled fortified wine | 736 |
| #24 | duct tape | 1,482 |
| #66 | effluvious emerald | 28 |
| #35 | elven limbos gingerbread | 206 |
| #14 | elven moonshine | 355 |
| #36 | especially salty dog | 22 |
| #92 | extra-greasy slider | 28 |
| #43 | fetid feather | 267 |
| #35 | flaming feather | 335 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #49 | flirtatious feather | 148 |
| #31 | frightful feather | 308 |
| #91 | frozen feather | 144 |
| #53 | fruitcake | 510 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #95 | ghost cucumber | 354 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #15 | green candy heart | 2,857 |
| #35 | green snowcone | 495 |
| #108 | grue egg omelette | 33 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #405 | hamethyst | 20 |
| #267 | herbal stuffing | 29 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #24 | imitation nice watch | 3 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #201 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 11 |
| #14 | kneecapping stick | 1,674 |
| #27 | knuckle sandwich | 578 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #11 | lavender candy heart | 2,779 |
| #9 | little box of fireworks | 5 |
| #7 | llama lama cria | 6 |
| #46 | longhaired hippy wig | 12 |
| #9 | mafia aria | 1,416 |
| #14 | naughty origami kit | 3 |
| #29 | orange candy heart | 2,734 |
| #56 | orange snowcone | 449 |
| #19 | packet of mayfly bait | 3 |
| #14 | pink candy heart | 2,661 |
| #535 | porquoise | 14 |
| #29 | prismatic wad | 1,208 |
| #51 | purple snowcone | 511 |
| #44 | red snowcone | 461 |
| #11 | round green sunglasses | 128 |
| #12 | sake bomb | 2,502 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #8 | sane hatrack | 5 |
| #23 | spectral pickle | 1,199 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #120 | steamy ruby | 13 |
| #5 | support cummerbund | 2,680 |
| #125 | tawdry amethyst | 10 |
| #331 | tofurkey gravy | 26 |
| #322 | tofurkey leg | 26 |
| #24 | tube sock | 13 |
| #5 | twinkly nuggets | 67,884 |
| #19 | twinkly wad | 125,000 |
| #99 | unearthly onyx | 15 |
| #109 | vinegar | 300 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #17 | water pipe bomb | 6,714 |
| #22 | white candy heart | 2,716 |
| #64 | wreath of laurels | 9 |
| #32 | yellow candy heart | 2,950 |