| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1561 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #433 | FDKOL hotcakes | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #390 | Mad Train wine | 250 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #801 | Yummy Tummy bean | 223 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #146 | chewing gum on a string | 125 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #418 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #414 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #729 | drywall axe | 15 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #435 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 250 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #61 | plain pizza | 222 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #776 | ridiculous sandwich | 9 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1975 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #1059 | sawblade fragment | 47 |
| #56 | shot of orange schnapps | 150 |
| #45 | shot of tomato schnapps | 200 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #438 | spooky mushroom | 121 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #814 | teddy borg | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #910 | unstable laser battery | 48 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |