| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #201 | CSA discount card | 2 |
| #227 | CSA fire-starting kit | 51 |
| #179 | CSA obedience grenade | 2 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #190 | bag of GORF | 2 |
| #187 | bag of GORP | 4 |
| #197 | bag of QWOP | 2 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #10 | crumbling rat skull | 1,047 |
| #583 | disassembled clover | 74 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #796 | filthy lucre | 42 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #20 | half-baked potion | 399 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #445 | old sweatpants | 164 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |