| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #847 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #896 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |