| #81 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1038 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #88 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #227 | banana peel | 22 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #956 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #35 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 2 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #7 | bunny liver | 4,539 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #632 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #25 | golden banana | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1072 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #11 | liver popsicle | 259 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #664 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #53 | pixel banana | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #206 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3078 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3141 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #437 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #298 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #200 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #438 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #420 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #40 | wax banana | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |