garlicbutter

RankItemQuantity
#8678-ball16
#479Blackfly Chardonnay4
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#470Elmley shades1
#607Gaia beads1
#343Knob pasty1
#401Manetwich1
#458Mohawk wig13
#348Mon Tiki1
#246Monstar energy beverage24
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1334Rock Pops28
#129Spirit Precipice1
#536Steal This Candy2
#736Supernova Champagne1
#574Tiki lighter1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#408ancient spice3
#2605anniversary gift box1
#86arse-a'fire elixir2
#352baconstone bracelet1
#261baconstone ring1
#7427badass belt1
#338banana cream pie1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#673beer helmet1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#295black pepper7
#269blackberry combat boots1
#456bottle of whiskey68
#1861box of sunshine79
#2707brick1
#956can of spinach1
#664cherry1
#429chrome staff1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#651communications windchimes1
#864cool whip1
#1037dead guy's watch2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1477defective skull1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#1025disease1
#819disembodied brain1
#782dried face1
#1515duct tape8
#745dusty bottle of Marsala6
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#873dusty bottle of Pinot Noir3
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#840dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#5138easter egg balloon1
#615empty Cloaca-Cola bottle12
#355energy drink IV5
#734enormous belt buckle1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#303fez of etymology1
#1798filthy lucre3
#692[2426]fire flower1
#529fire poi1
#206furniture dolly13
#642ga-ga radio1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#564giant foam finger1
#1593giant pinky ring5
#2216golden ring29
#1008green candy heart2
#59green candygram15
#198hamethyst earring1
#4481handful of confetti2
#1009herb brownies3
#266hot hi mein1
#460hot wad1
#921ice-cold Sir Schlitz41
#722ketchup hound2
#183ladle of mystery1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#25lavender candygram42
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#48logic synthesizer298
#115mariachi pants250
#693meat from yesterday1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#218onion shurikens1
#1071orange candy heart2
#61orange candygram18
#914patchouli incense stick1
#588pink candy heart16
#68pink candygram14
#94pirate skull1
#1184pool cue1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#251porquoise ring1
#695poutine1
#287powdered organs7
#119powdered toad horn2
#623pretty bouquet1
#90rat head balloon1
#820razor-sharp can lid3
#229red balloon1
#153rhesus monkey5
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#389round green sunglasses1
#329round purple sunglasses12
#1959rubber emo roe1
#1003ruby W1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#537sabre teeth8
#408sake bomb23
#981salamander spleen1
#99sausage bomb23
#210set of jacks1
#76shiny hood ornament20
#534sk8board1
#992skeleton bone10
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#101sonar-in-a-biscuit219
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#702spooky shrunken head6
#933spring3
#940sprocket3
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1620stolen accordion2
#889super-spiky hair gel21
#763taco shell2
#505tap shoes1
#724tasty tart1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
🥇time sleigh1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2170tiny plastic Hellion3
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2793tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#845tiny plastic hermit6
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#1144toast479
#1841towel1
#1849valuable trinket9
#668vampire collar1
#511war tongs1
#1159white candy heart1
#50white candygram20
#802white picket fence1
#1245wolf mask1
#497yellow candy heart52
#37yellow candygram91

Wow, that's 2,223 items total!

what items are this player missing?