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| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
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| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #246 | Monstar energy beverage | 24 |
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| #1334 | Rock Pops | 28 |
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| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
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| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
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| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #355 | energy drink IV | 5 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #206 | furniture dolly | 13 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #2216 | golden ring | 29 |
| #1008 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #59 | green candygram | 15 |
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| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1009 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #921 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 41 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
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| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #48 | logic synthesizer | 298 |
| #115 | mariachi pants | 250 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
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| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
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| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
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| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #287 | powdered organs | 7 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #820 | razor-sharp can lid | 3 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #153 | rhesus monkey | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
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| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #537 | sabre teeth | 8 |
| #408 | sake bomb | 23 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
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| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
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| #992 | skeleton bone | 10 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #101 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 219 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #933 | spring | 3 |
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| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
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| #889 | super-spiky hair gel | 21 |
| #763 | taco shell | 2 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
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| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
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| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
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| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
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