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| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #838 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #811 | blue plasma ball | 4 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #612 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 12 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #770 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #790 | foam dart | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| 🥇 | gremlin juice | 18,578 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥉 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 3,957 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #913 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #664 | stuffed can of asparagus | 4 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #1688 | useless powder | 4 |
| #1125 | valuable trinket | 39 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |