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| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #837 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #812 | blue plasma ball | 4 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #615 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 12 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1071 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #768 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #789 | foam dart | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| 🥇 | gremlin juice | 18,578 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥉 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 3,957 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #910 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1380 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #858 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #664 | stuffed can of asparagus | 4 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
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| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #1686 | useless powder | 4 |
| #1124 | valuable trinket | 39 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |