BUrNingdeSire

RankItemQuantity
#1175Angry Farmer candy23
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#106Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#753Crimbo pie1
#1794Dyspepsi-Cola4
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#708Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots4
#194Ferrigno's Elixir of Power2
#512Frat Army FGF1
#396Genalen™ Bottle2
#633Gnollish flyswatter2
#409Gnollish pie server3
#365Gnollish pie tin8
#412Gnollish plunger5
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#249Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#154Hell broth1
#613Hell ramen1
#91Inndya trading card2
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#874Knob Goblin firecracker6
#797Knob Goblin love potion4
#606Knob Goblin seltzer7
#718Knob Goblin steroids4
#557Knob Goblin superseltzer4
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#171Knob lo mein1
#342Knob pasty1
#646Knob sausage1
#351Knob stuffed shells1
#132Knoll lo mein1
#503Knoll mushroom14
#848Lord of the Flies-sized fries2
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#403Meat detector1
#597Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler5
#655Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub27
#602Mohawk wig7
#796Mountain Stream soda5
#456Penultimate Fantasy chest26
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#2405Valentine1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#730antique hand mirror1
#885asparagus knife2
#643asshat1
#894astral mushroom4
#1143awful poetry journal19
#1849baby killer bee1
#183babycakes1
#261baconstone ring1
#1884bag of airline peanuts1
#504bag of lard2
#632balaclava baklava1
#561banana7
#707bar skin8
#680beach glass bead1
#967beer bomb1
#724beer lens1
#589black & tan1
#577black pepper1
#632black pudding1
#463black snowcone6
#892blackberry1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#388blue snowcone27
#320blue-frosted astral cupcake3
#280boring spaghetti1
#319bottle of Calcutta Emerald2
#258bottle of Definit4
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#307bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2
#697bottle of alcohol1
#1083bottle of gin3
#1258bottle of rum5
#980bottle of tequila6
#1127bottle of vodka2
#1149bottle of whiskey5
#816bowl of cottage cheese7
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#3697box of sunshine17
#2171brick3
#1295brine2
#1269broken skull1
#938bunch of bananas1
#475bunch of square grapes3
#247calle de miel6
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#733can of spinach2
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#2743candy cane6
#506carob chunks4
#873casino pass1
#956cast2
#727catgut2
#858chaos butterfly68
#1660cheap toaster1
#919chef's hat2
#559cherry2
#272cherry pie1
#765chorizo taco1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#481clay peace-sign bead3
#3274club necklace1
#764cocoa eggshell fragment22
#1010cog3
#358cold nuggets1
#229cold powder2
#200cool mushroom wine1
#1131cranberries2
#950crazy little Turkish delight1
#433cream pie1
#355cup of primitive beer3
#539decorative fountain5
#390delicious noodles2
#717dill50
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#789disassembled clover32
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1311disco ball6
#1085disco mask9
#1024disease1
#540displaced fish3
#1044disturbing fanfic30
#904dry noodles6
#516ducha de oro1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1281dwarf bread1
#2833eggnog1
#516empty meat tank3
#734enormous belt buckle1
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1792fake hand1
#712fancy but probably evil chocolate9
#242fettucini Inconnu2
#527filthy poultice1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#118fishy fish lasagna1
#855fizzy potion2
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#132flask of Amontillado1
#544frilly skirt4
#236fruit bowl1
#2467fruitcake3
#782funky dried mushroom1
#756furry fur41
#370fuzzbump5
#4737fuzzy dice1
#614gauze garter1
#1704ghost cucumber3
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#834glowing red eye4
#192gnocchetti di Nietzsche3
#603gnoll lips3
#788gnoll teeth1
#501hair spray4
#605heavy D45
#861hellion cube1
#994herbs1
#605hermit permit1
#881hill of beans2
#550hippy medical kit1
#1213hot wing2
#306hovering sombrero1
#781hyperbolic plasma focuser2
#729hypodermic needle1
#1401ice-cold Sir Schlitz8
#787ice-cold Willer30
#922ice-cold fotie7
#924ice-cold six-pack2
#605insanely spicy bean burrito1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#179ion grid84
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#268jabañero pepper1
#885jabañero-flavored chewing gum4
#1149jar of swamp gas3
#910ketchup hound1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#305kumquat1
#549large box2
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#456leaflet1
#744leathery bat skin1
#1037lemon4
#757lime3
#1208lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#603magicalness-in-a-can2
#310mandarina colada1
#594mariachi G-string2
#645mariachi pants16
#1322marzipan skull1
#579meat paste23
#1087meat vortex1
#132meatspout staff1
#745metallic A14
#288milk of magnesium2
#840milky potion2
#790miner's helmet1
#409monkey wrench2
#709moxie weed7
#152muculent machete1
#1490mushroom fermenting solution2
#492natural fennel soda1
#528ocean motion1
#680olive3
#941orange1
#415orange snowcone26
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#636original G40
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#987papaya1
#538papaya taco1
#171papotion of papower1
#1222pasta spoon4
#570patchouli incense stick11
#382perpendicular hula2
#106petrified noodles1
#722phat turquoise bead2
#771phonics down25
#847photoprotoneutron torpedo7
#974piece of wedding cake2
#1095pile of candy1
#557pile of jumping beans2
#140pine tar4
#1154pink candy heart1
#281pink pony9
#428plain pizza1
#677plot hole60
#327poltergeist-in-the-jar-o2
#95porquoise necklace3
#694poutine1
#209pr0n cocktail1
#191pr0n m4nic0tti2
#617probability potion36
#700procrastination potion24
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#335purple pixel pie1
#437purple snowcone26
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#251ratini2
#1005ravioli hat8
#595razor-sharp can lid11
#188really really sticky spider web1
#633red pixel6
#398red snowcone26
#457reodorant10
#1986roll of toilet paper4
#681scented massage oil1
#599scrumptious reagent50
#849sleeping snowy owl2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#231stench powder3
#446stench wad1
#391tasty tart3
#686tiny bottle of absinthe6
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#836tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#952tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#4842tiny plastic angry goat3
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6141tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4811tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#973tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#4810tiny plastic grue3
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#4796tiny plastic killer bee3
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2612tiny plastic seal clubber2
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#428twinkly nuggets4
#167twinkly powder85
#1166useless powder25

Wow, that's 1,650 items total!

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