| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #18 | frost-rimed seal hide | 34 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #9 | fustulent seal grulch | 79 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #971 | hobo nickel | 42 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2063 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |