| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #467 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #758 | Feynman gate | 11 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #115 | Goodfella contract | 478 |
| #165 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 21 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #119 | acid-squirting flower | 44 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #218 | banana | 30 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #58 | begpwnia | 198 |
| #304 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
| #999 | brick | 30 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #564 | can of Binarrrca | 16 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #213 | cream pie | 5 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #68 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #73 | half-orchid | 142 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #1019 | jar of swamp gas | 7 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #31 | lesser grodulated violet | 658 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #923 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #191 | roll of toilet paper | 570 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #100 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 8 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #239 | strange shiny disc | 20 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #48 | tin magnolia | 431 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #346 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 44 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #991 | towel | 6 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #55 | tropical orchid | 121 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #172 | tulip | 4 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #46 | upsy daisy | 390 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |