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RankItemQuantity
#52Warm Subject gift certificate5,200
#1795clown hammer1
#38crazy little Turkish delight1,450
#1477defective skull1
#1882joybuzzer1
#15six pack of Mountain Stream1,550
#2306stuffed Baron von Ratsworth8
#6298stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#5741stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#2555stuffed Meat5
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#6985stuffed angry cow3
#5818stuffed astral badger5
#5775stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#6853stuffed cocoabo3
#7029stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#7824stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#3822stuffed hand turkey11
#1929stuffed key9
#6295stuffed mind flayer4
#2639stuffed mink4
#2682stuffed monocle4
#714stuffed ninja snowman5
#7034stuffed scary death orb3
#3040stuffed shoulder parrot4
#7052stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#4405stuffed snowy owl8
#6999stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#5299stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#2477stuffed teddy butler6
#2681stuffed tin of caviar4
#2121stuffed treasure chest6
#5324stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#990tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear3
#741tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type3
#565tiny plastic Beebee King4
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1111tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#482tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel5
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1101tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#973tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist3
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#956tiny plastic Norville Rogers3
#1140tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#851tiny plastic Scott the Miner4
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#1099tiny plastic batbugbear2
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#835tiny plastic beebee gunners4
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#960tiny plastic black ops bugbear3
#953tiny plastic blazing bat3
#1132tiny plastic bugaboo2
#1116tiny plastic buzzerker2
#1117tiny plastic cavebugbear2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#868tiny plastic fire servant2
#8157tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#852tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear4
#984tiny plastic moneybee3
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#560toast1,615
#13unrefined Mountain Stream syrup2,050

Wow, that's 12,091 items total!

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