| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1201 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2453 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #573 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #50 | guano coffee cup | 390 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #281 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1933 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #589 | theoretical string | 20 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #501 | toy hoverpad | 26 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |