| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2452 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #573 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #50 | guano coffee cup | 390 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #280 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1932 | rogue swarmer | 29 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #589 | theoretical string | 20 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #501 | toy hoverpad | 26 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1709 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |