| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #57 | Goodfella contract | 926 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 12 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #248 | unearthly onyx | 3 |