| #149 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 15 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #317 | Imp Ale | 650 |
| #363 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 17 |
| #53 | M-242 | 300 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #29 | Mountain Stream soda | 4,368 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1027 | Valentine | 12 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #3120 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #161 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 11 |
| #2495 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #72 | cream pie | 25 |
| #373 | disintegrating sheet music | 4 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1936 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #299 | grue egg omelette | 9 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #110 | lihc face | 75 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #377 | pirate shirt | 4 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #174 | smart skull | 118 |
| #49 | snake | 300 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #46 | sparkler | 300 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #299 | stuffed ninja snowman | 19 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |