| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #802 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #250 | 9-ball | 4 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #140 | Crimboween memo | 60 |
| #1377 | Imp Ale | 18 |
| #462 | Ram's Face Lager | 34 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #300 | computronic processing unit | 11 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #702 | fire | 7 |
| #272 | fruitcake | 85 |
| #325 | gingerbread bugbear | 79 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #590 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 129 |
| #869 | ice-cold Willer | 23 |
| #822 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #308 | ice-cold six-pack | 36 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 14 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #676 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #759 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |