| #803 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #541 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #806 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #253 | 9-ball | 4 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #140 | Crimboween memo | 60 |
| #1380 | Imp Ale | 18 |
| #465 | Ram's Face Lager | 34 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #300 | computronic processing unit | 11 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #706 | fire | 7 |
| #272 | fruitcake | 85 |
| #325 | gingerbread bugbear | 79 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #781 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #591 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 129 |
| #867 | ice-cold Willer | 23 |
| #824 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #310 | ice-cold six-pack | 36 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #888 | possessed top | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 14 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #677 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #758 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |