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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #151 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 11 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1716 | Daffy Taffy | 4 |
| #143 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #722 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #506 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #732 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 5 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #360 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 13 |
| #593 | Mountain Stream soda | 14 |
| #196 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 7 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #199 | White Citadel burger | 11 |
| #151 | White Citadel fries | 10 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1080 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #179 | chewing gum on a string | 100 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #574 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #690 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #806 | ghuol guolash | 3 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #672 | gnoll lips | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #896 | herbs | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #55 | ladle of mystery | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1104 | metallic A | 2 |
| #80 | monster bait | 2 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #778 | patchouli incense stick | 3 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #635 | reodorant | 3 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #503 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 5 |
| #1224 | skeleton bone | 4 |
| #732 | skeleton key | 3 |
| #626 | skewer | 4 |
| #215 | soda water | 20 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #102 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #626 | tambourine bells | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #797 | tires | 2 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1030 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #619 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1272 | yeti fur | 10 |