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| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #812 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #766 | anticheese | 3 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #956 | cast | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #281 | cursed black pearl onion | 5 |
| #320 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #217 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
| #208 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 7 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #303 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #779 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #401 | foolscap fool's cap | 6 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2079 | golden ring | 35 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1746 | killing feather | 26 |
| #13 | kneecapping stick | 1,815 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #809 | meat paste | 5 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #1227 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1511 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #556 | ram horns | 1 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #919 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #1742 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1415 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |