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| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #809 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #768 | anticheese | 3 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #957 | cast | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #282 | cursed black pearl onion | 5 |
| #319 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #218 | cursed cannonball | 5 |
| #207 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 7 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #302 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #777 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #399 | foolscap fool's cap | 6 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2081 | golden ring | 35 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #13 | kneecapping stick | 1,815 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #808 | meat paste | 5 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #1226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1506 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #471 | ram stick | 2 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #917 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1417 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |