| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #171 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #199 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #828 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1006 | Crimbuck | 634 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #36 | El Vibrato power sphere | 58 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #430 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #25 | Libram of Love Songs | 3 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #267 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 5 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | booty chest charrrm | 16,040 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #72 | cannonball charrrm | 162 |
| #771 | canteen of wine | 28 |
| #239 | disassembled clover | 434 |
| #767 | elven limbos gingerbread | 15 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #275 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #282 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #581 | jar of swamp gas | 49 |
| #608 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #212 | munchies pill | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #133 | scrumptious reagent | 1,219 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |